To keep you amused, in lieu of any original writing on my behalf - here are the notes from a recent boozy discussion on how to spot fake boobs. (A common passtime in my neck of the woods)
- A bony rib-cage then a round globe majestically rising out and up over the neckline
- Boobies that stay 'saluting the sun' when a lovely lady lies on her back on the beach
- The seemingly magic 2 half-melons of "inner cleavage"- the part between the breasts with no visible support
- Something about the way they move when jogging - that was from a local guy - I don't really get it though.