Just some links..
Celebrity Boyfriend Corral
"Hugh is the over-developed, studly Clydesdale that every Corral worth it's oats needs"
Super, floaty word map thing
Sadly, you need Java or flash or something to view it. And it used to be free but now there's only a trial. But give it a shot.
All due credit to Miss A for those.
Its a bit nasty. Good nasty. "Teen checks text message during fellatio".
(That one was mine)