THE SURGEON GENERAL WARNS THAT BINGING ON VODKA WILL START OUT FUNNY, BUT WILL ALWAYS TURN TO SHIT AFTER ONE AM.

Symptoms may include a reversion to adolescent sub-culture, exhibitionist dancing, undefined malaise, and a 'kn sore back.


Line from the weekend: I just wanted to show my friend there are hundreds of nice women in Sydney.
- “Yes, there are. Hundreds. And I’m not one of them”.