Typical Virgo! Who else would file their home-grown litero-erotica? Super. Hmm...now would that go under "F" for friday? or "C" for cunnilingus... I wonder.. I'm sure the Women's ettiquette manual would be able to offer some guidance an appropriate indexing system.
And size really wouldn't matter if the emailer in question simply put out like the Manly Ferry. (Tasteful phraseology courtesy of Mr. exploiting-finite-natural-resouces.. I'm sure you're a regular reader now, I know you love excursions to the girly side of life).